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I don't know what I'm looking for, in truth
A bit of colour to this scenery
I know the grass is greener on the other side
Someday I'll discover what I seek

Somewhere
Not like here
There's a place
Not like here
Where I
See that things are not like here
I know the grass is greener
Somewhere not like here

Where every little hummingbird
Wears suit and tie, where every little
Dragonfly has made a sandwich
Oh my
Where every mountaintop has got
A cherry perched upon its peak
Where dogs glow neon as they sleep
Oh my

Somewhere
Not like here
There's a place
Not like here
Think of here and then change everything
So the things are not like they are here
I know the grass is greener
Somewhere not like here

Where every river runs with little
Fishes playing sax in an
Amazing underwater jazz band
Oh my
Where every snapdragon has a
Trilby on, where every lamb
Conveys a sense of disapproval
Oh my
Where every pony has a mortgage
Except they call it horsegage
Which is a classic example of pony humour
Oh my
Where every alligator sings
Come On Eileen whilst drinking several
Cup-a-soups a day, I'll say
Oh my

Somewhere....

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from I Sit On A Stool Now, released May 1, 2023

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Tom Wateracre Greater London, UK

Over-wordy comedy songs by former member of Pegabovine.

"Top-quality musical material" - The Scotsman
"Lunchtime froth" - Chortle

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