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lyrics
I wake up in the morning
That's when, the day, it starts
I polish up my grill
Colgate Total Care
I've got a pitbull in my backyard
I've got a hamster in its cage
I've got a rabbit in a straw-filled hutch
I'll get another one when I get paid
In Benjamins
And I don't get what I want
Because the Man is on my back
The Man's my boss, and she's a woman
I've got a problem with the way she wields authority
Not her gender, no
And I'm on the bus to town
Rollin' on dubs
That's when I remind myself, that's when I remind myself
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
I'm in trouble with the law - for downloading Game of Thrones
I mistreated lots of women - I forgot their birthdays
Stole cheddar from some crackers - I de-cheesed a biscuit
I've got a lot of hose and I got it all from Homebase
And I don't get what I want
Cause what I want's impractical
Or just plain antisocial
But I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
If you see me coming
Be polite
Don't mention that my haircut's shit
Because I know it is
And if you get up in my grill
You can smell it's minty fresh
Some things you can control, and other things you just cannot
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
The thug life chose me
The thug life chose me
The thug life chose me
The thug life chose me
credits
released June 23, 2014
Tom Wateracre: Vocals, Acoustic Guitar, Electric Guitar, Bass, Lap Steel Guitar, Stylophone, Handclaps