I’m a musketeer and I slap my thigh
I do the derring-do cause I’m a daring guy
Catching people’s eyes as I pass them by
Except on Laundry Thursdays
I’m a musketeer, I’m built for power and speed
I will storm a castle if it’s what the people need
Sharpening my steel, winking at a girl
On Laundry Thursday, I make sure the laundry is all done
I’m a musketeer and I slap my thigh
I do the derring-do cause I’m a daring guy
Catching people’s eyes as I pass them by
Except on Laundry Thursdays
I’m a musketeer, I dominate our foes
Drink a beer and swear allegiance, that’s how it goes
Separate the light clothes and the dark clothes into piles
Otherwise our white shirts come out a greyish mauve
I’m a musketeer and I slap my thigh
I do the derring-do cause I’m a daring guy
Catching people’s eyes as I pass them by
Except on Laundry Thursdays
I’m a musketeer, I fight with real panache
Check laundry powder levels, and top up the stash
Iron and fold the laundry once it’s dried upon the rack
I fight for truth and justice, except on Thursdays
I’m a musketeer and I slap my thigh
I do the derring-do cause I’m a daring guy
Catching people’s eyes as I pass them by
Except on Laundry Thursdays
D’arcytagnan, do you wish to live the life we live
Do you have the strength of will, moral imperative
Can you test your fortitude, show grace while under fire?
Can you operate a combo washer/tumble dryer?
I am D’arcytagnan, and this my solemn vow
It’s a musketeer that you see before you now
For Ariel, for Ecover, for Persil, Bold and Surf
I shall musketeer as long as I’m upon this earth
