This is the home that we made
We gathered every log and every leaf
Every branch and twig
Whether small or big
I'm still pulling bits out my teeth
So gather round the table for some tea
And we'll enjoy each other's company
There's no need to go
Out into the snow
When it's five below
There's a place we know

Hot damn! It's good to have a hot dam
Good lord! Especially one that you've gnawed
A cosy place
Within a wintry land
It's good to have a good hot dam

Ladle out the soup and cut the bread
Take the woolly hat off of your head
Haroo Hooray
You've come to stay
I will go extend the sofabed
Surround yourself with laughter and with cheer
Pour yourself another ginger beer
You want fish? We've got some
Strawberry tarts!
And iced buns!
A glass of wine!
You're too young
We're glad you could come

Hot damn! It's good to have a hot dam
Good lord! Especially one that you've gnawed
A cosy place
Within a wintry land
It's good to have a good hot dam

Though this land is in a mess
While we have friends there's still hope left
It'll be better some day
It's good to know you're not alone
There's somewhere that is home from home
If you ever pass this way

Hot damn! It's good to have a hot dam
Good lord! Especially one that you've gnawed
A cosy place
Within a wintry land
It's good to have a good
Hot dam! It's good to have a hot dam
Good lord! Especially one that you've gnawed
A cosy place
Within a wintry land
It's good to have a good hot dam