Gonna take a little walk and then we're
Gonna do a little talking, then we're
Gonna take a little picnic basket
Filled with a range of mature cheddars
Gonna take that cheese and we're
Gonna match it with some biscuits and we're
Gonna eat those aforementioned cheese and
Biscuits 'til WE'VE HAD ENOUGH
Gonna take a Mini Babybel and
Gonna split it into two and then we're
Gonna each take a half and then that's
Half for me and half for you, now
That's never gonna fill us so we're
Gonna take a second Babybel
We'll start the process over 'til
We've run right out of Mini Babybels, MERCY
I'm hoping that you like my biscuit assortment
I'm hoping that you're not lactose intolerant
I'm hoping that you're contemplating on
This picnic as a prelude to getting it on
Gonna take out a Thermos flask
Gonna unscrew the Thermos flask
It's filled with a lovely homemade soup
MULLIGATAWNY
I will drink out the Thermos lid but
I brought a mug for you 'specially
I'm hoping that attention to crockery detail
Really drives you wild
I'm hoping that you like my biscuit assortment
I'm hoping that you're not lactose intolerant
I'm hoping that you're contemplating on
This picnic as a prelude to getting it on
It's come to the end of the picnic and we're
Moving in so close now
And I'm trying to guess if you were thinking on
This picnic as a prelude to getting it on
Do you really want to kiss me or
Are you trying to say that you're still hungry
Is it just too much for me to ask
You want a piece of Battenburg or a piece of my bottom?
I'm hoping that you like my biscuit assortment
I'm hoping that you're not lactose intolerant
I'm hoping that you're contemplating on
This picnic as a prelude to getting it on