The results of David's autopsy
Were a surprise to Charles and me
For though we thought his wounds were self-inflicted
David met his end more violently
David was murdered, the autopsy proved it
David was murdered, I wonder who dooed it
Sometimes it's better to never know
Sometimes it's better to know, I now know
Somebody did him wrong
And just like some suggested all along, WOAH
David was murdered, by whom I wonder still
David was murdered, the stab wounds were fatal
We took him to a clinic but it was ante-natal
He needed help for a dying man
They could only offer nappies and an ultrasound scan
We thought it was an accident
But it was a vengeful act of brutal judgement
David was murdered, by whom I wonder still
OH, to be murdered is a frightfully horrid thing
Just imagine, David hears a knock at the door
"Oh, who could that be?
Good lord, it's someone come to murder me"
David was murdered by a cowardly attacker
I wish that I was Robbie Coltrane in Cracker
Then I'd find out the reason why
David was murdered so insensitively
I've got a lot of work to do
Cause apparently now I am a suspect too
David was murdered but I don't know who
David was murdered by, if I knew
He'd receive some justice
Though he died so young
Oh David, you were the one
Oh David, you were the one...