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Song From An Inappropriate Musical

from The Wateracre Pretrospective by Tom Wateracre

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The results of David's autopsy
Were a surprise to Charles and me
For though we thought his wounds were self-inflicted
David met his end more violently

David was murdered, the autopsy proved it
David was murdered, I wonder who dooed it
Sometimes it's better to never know
Sometimes it's better to know, I now know

Somebody did him wrong
And just like some suggested all along, WOAH
David was murdered, by whom I wonder still

David was murdered, the stab wounds were fatal
We took him to a clinic but it was ante-natal
He needed help for a dying man
They could only offer nappies and an ultrasound scan

We thought it was an accident
But it was a vengeful act of brutal judgement
David was murdered, by whom I wonder still

OH, to be murdered is a frightfully horrid thing
Just imagine, David hears a knock at the door
"Oh, who could that be?
Good lord, it's someone come to murder me"

David was murdered by a cowardly attacker
I wish that I was Robbie Coltrane in Cracker
Then I'd find out the reason why
David was murdered so insensitively

I've got a lot of work to do
Cause apparently now I am a suspect too

David was murdered but I don't know who
David was murdered by, if I knew
He'd receive some justice
Though he died so young

Oh David, you were the one
Oh David, you were the one...

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from The Wateracre Pretrospective, released February 27, 2011

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Over-wordy comedy songs by former member of Pegabovine.

"Top-quality musical material" - The Scotsman
"Lunchtime froth" - Chortle

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